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1:15pm
June 2, 2021
Do you know what sparks joy? Furniture with animal feet
Evidence:
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1:15pm
June 2, 2021
Gonna tell my kids this is Hamilton
“How can I ever forgive my wife for letting me do this” 😅
1:14pm
June 2, 2021
for some reason as a kid i thought a bitch was some kind of weapon. i always envisioned it as something akin to a battering ram
artist’s rendition
I think….I think I own something akin to a bitch? It’s a wooden log that has outfitted so you can reach inside a cavity and grab on to a handle and use it as what is essentially a heavy, brain splattering sockembopper.
The Bitch (aka the splattering-ram)
Item: The Bitch
7:47pm
November 13, 2020
Am I the good boy? Really??
I mean this in the most sincere, heart-filled-with-love way, this dog looks like a worm on a string
7:46pm
November 13, 2020
i went looking for stuff on myspace and came across a ‘emo hate page’ and this was the only thing they had posted
11:05am
November 12, 2020
does anyone like remember that there were wildfires in Australia and Trump got impeached like back in January or?
11:02am
November 12, 2020
someone: *driving next to me in the other lane at the exact same speed*
me: don’t make it weird
10:56am
November 12, 2020
Exactly. When you got no choice, you got no choice.
10:56am
November 12, 2020
The wikipedia page for The Coleman Frog is a but a single paragraph but what a paragraph it is
How dare this go around without the image attached
this is it im dying how could anybody believe this is a real frog
